The madness of King Charlie Sheen

Is Charlie Sheen having the biggest Hollywood meltdown ever?

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Charlie Sheen is living his life as he wants

Charlie Sheen would have a gold statuette taking pride of place in his crowded bedroom if there was an Oscar for meltdowns.

The Two And A Half Men star's bizarre home life, drug-fuelled romps with porn stars and wild-eyed rants make Britney Spears's hair-shaving episode look like a royal tea party.

And although Charlie, 45 - who's been in at-home rehab since January - passed a drugs test last week, he boasts: ' I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.'

So just how mad and bad is the world of Mr Sheen?

EXHIBIT A His Harem

Charlie Sheen's holed up in his Beverly Hills pad with his 'goddesses', former nanny Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olson.

'It's a polygamy story,' he said last week.

Just days later, police removed 23-month-old twins Bob and Max from his custody.

Their mum Brooke Mueller told a court he's insane and had threatened to cut off her head, which Charlie denies.

EXHIBIT B Wild Parties

Charlie Sheen claims his partying makes Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like 'droopy-eyed, armless children' and who's to argue?

In October he caused over £4,000 of damage to a hotel room during a romp with porn star Capri Anderson.

Security discovered him naked and drunk at 2am and it was later claimed that Capri had locked herself inside the bathroom.

Of his partying, last week he said: 'I'm proud. I exposed people to magic.'

EXHIBIT C Drugs

Of his drug usage, Charlie Sheen says: 'I probably took more than anyone could survive. I was bangin' 7g rocks because that's how I roll. Dying's for fools.'

Celebrities such as Sean Penn, Mel Gibson and Colin Farrell have contacted him to try to help.

'I'm not going to relapse,' he says. 'I blinked and I cured my brain.'

EXHIBIT D Boss Battle

Earning £1.2 million an episode on Two And A Half Men isn't enough to keep Charlie Sheen in check.

He challenged boss Chuck Lorre to a fight after he joked: 'If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'll be pissed.' CBS axed the show and banned Charlie from the set.

His response? 'They picked a fight with a warlock. I wish them nothing but pain.'

Read the full story about Charlie Sheen in Now magazine dated 14 March 2011 - out now!

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